Question... is there anyway to read the browser size of a user and resize the screen so that the website fits uniformyl on the users screen? Anythign leading me in the right directly would be a help, thanks.

There are two things you can do:

Firstly, you could put your website in tables of width 100%, which will always expand to fit any screen size. You can come across problems with large spaces between images and long lines of text this way, but its the most common and easiest way to resize your site to browser size.

The second way is to use JavaScript to detect the browser size and then redirect the user to a customized version of the site. Here is a script which will do that:
http://www.codebelly.com/javascript/accessbysize.html
The problem with these type of scripts is that they require JavaScript to be turned on in the user's browser, and you will need to make two or more versions of your site.

My site, http://smellthat.stinkingfart.com has frames so i dont' think the table idea woudl work would it? thanks for the javascript thouhg, may use that

it could, you would just need to set the frame total size across to be 100%, though its a bit trickier.