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I have a rubbish computer and need a new one.
I will eventually be a billionaire and people will pay a fortune to own my old computer. So if you buy this for £2000, you can sell it later for about £150,000 - and I guarantee I'll vouch that I sold it to you. I'll sign the receipt, you can use it as proof.
To be honest I really need about £5000 to £10000 for the ideal computer if you can spare that - my old machine is all yours the moment I have my brand new macintosh at your expense.
It's a small risk for a very big gain. You'll also get a fortune in publicity for your business when the time comes to sell this heap of junk off for £150k.
(I'm not serious on the grounds that then I have to go post this in the marketplace! But if you ARE keen on small risk big-gain investments, maybe I'll hand over this heap of junk with the cd player's front hanging off the front where I haven't retaped it, with its OS stuck between timezones so I can't upgrade and I can't run anything decent on it... you can still connect to the internet. But I suppose you should hang on to your old computer too).
Last edited by witnesstheday; 01-02-2009 at 09:55 AM..
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