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Name: Sir Richard Cranium
Location: Bangkok Thailand
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Knight you seem to forget, up until the 1980's all they had to eat in Yorkshire was coal, and boy did they enjoy it, spent their days and nights digging it up, luckily in an effort to try and improve their lot Maggie closed down all the coal mines and gave them all dole money, slowly southerners started moving there and opening up shops and stuff, they would buy the bits of animals that weren't fit for human consumption and ship them up to Yorkshire and sell them to those dole scroungers, stuff like old gungy peas were mushed up and sold as mushy peas, blood from road kill was left to congeal and sold as black pudding, they had never had it so good.....
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