This must be my luck day! I won about five different lotteries over the weekend. It's great cause I didn't even have to enter any of them. That means I didn't spend $1 on a ticket so it's all profit, baby.
Quote:
THE COCA COLA COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded
Annual final draws held on the (30 JULY 2007) by Coca-Cola in
conjunction with the British American Tobacco Worldwide Promotion,
your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £1,000,000.00
each on the COCA'COLA COMPANY PROMOTION.
I get confirmation trash in my inbox every day - it's terrible if you are away for a few days - I remember I had 58 emails when I came back from my holidays of which over half was junk.
I have won the British, Irish, and Ugandan lotteries this week, and been made an exclusive offer to help a Nigerian diplomat escape to his homeland. Wow am I important.
I used to get calls from telemarkets, tons of emails, garbage in my mailbox, even stuff left on my door knob. But then I solved all of my problems...
If you want to avoid spam all you have to do is:
1. Go to your local fedex or ups store and buy the biggest box you can find.
2. Order and prepay for a fedex/ups pick-up service at your residence.
3. Address the box to Atka, Alaska (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...&t=k&z=15&om=1) and leave it by your doorstep.
4. Get in the box.
5. Wait.
I'm sure you'll still get phone calls and spam, but good luck checking.
I've been getting a lot of email lately asking me to help someone from Nigeria export $50 million. Occasionally someone will offer me a job letting them use my bank account. That one is pretty rare, so when I do get one, I send a note back from a throwaway email address, tell them I'm happy to accept the job, then ask them to start mailing me the checks ... to the FBI's address.
Lucky you John, I only get emails telling me my man parts are too small.. But they do offer a solution, So that's nice. I just have to wait until i get my money from the king of Nigeria and I'll be able to buy some pills.
I don't bother checking my junk folder, but I just had a look and most of the emails are about OEM software.
However, any mail that comes through my door and contains a pre-paid envelope, I send it back to them. 1) It costs them money, 2) See if they like junk mail.
