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If computer companies were drugs
Old 11-06-2007, 01:47 PM If computer companies were drugs
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Mac would surely be ecstasy. Or maybe LSD, that truly has a person think differently. But MDMA seems more likely for Mac. It's new, timely, white, and stylish.

So what would Microsoft be? Not speed, that's for sure!

Compaq would be crack. Dell would probably be slightly better quality crack.

IBM would be that pill in The Matrix that had Neo seeing Agent Smith everywhere he looked.

More? Now it's your turn to be funny.
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Old 11-06-2007, 02:14 PM Re: If computer companies were drugs
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Actually, IBM would be a local anaesthetic...may induce vomiting every time you're forced to use one.
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