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It's so hard to pick a favorite. Since everyone else is posting multiples....
"Clinton flew to Europe yesterday to give a series of lectures. Hey, wouldn't it be great for revenge if while the Clintons were out of town the Bushes snuck into their house in Chappaqua and stole all the furniture back?" —Jay Leno
"Remember President Clinton? He had to go to London over there to pick up another quarter of a million dollar speaking fee. And he had to fly commercial for the first time, and I am thinking 'Wait a minute? Isn't that a violation of his parole?'" —David Letterman
"It would be funny if it wasn't so sad — getting off the plane. See Clinton, he thinks that he is on Air Force One, so he gets off the plane and out of force of habit, he steals the pillows and the earphones and the chairs and the flight attendant and the landing gear and the cockpit and the lavatory and the in-flight movie and the flaps and the vertical stabilizers, the reverse thrusters." —David Letterman
"Regarding the recent scandals President Clinton said today that the truth will prevail. Boy, he must be getting desperate if he is considering the truth." —Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton was there. And it was the first time that she was at a presidential address as a member of congress. Of course Bill loved it, it was like having a Hillary cam. He knew where she was the whole time. He was keeping an eye on her from the motel. 'Trixy bring me another brew, will ya? She is going to be about another 20 minutes.'" —Jay Leno
"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'" —Jay Leno
"How many of you remember President Clinton? You wouldn't have thought it looking at President Clinton that he liked art, but he and his wife Hillary stole about 70 pieces. In fact, the only still life he didn't take was Al Gore." —David Letterman
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