I had all the Hooter's girls, and the Manager, write a tardy excuse for me after a long... lunch.
Long Lunch at Hooters... $36.00 + Tip
A pack of smokes and some gas on your way back from Lunch... $15.77
The look on your Supervisor's face when you hand him a tardy excuse from the Hooters waitresses... Priceless.
I was late for work one day because I was brushing my teeth and my daughter was aggravating me immensely. When I was half way to work I realized I had not put my partials back in when I was done brushing! I left my boss a voicemail, went home, put them in, then went to work. My boss knew my daughter & has a son about the same age so he believed me completely and 5 years later we still joke about Kaitlyn making me forget my teeth
Well, I don't have a boss anymore. But, when I did I was never late for work.
Calling in sick was another matter. When I did I would usually make up something
that was so embarrassing or gross that my boss would feel uncomfortable talking
about it and excuse me.
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Don't know i got no experience with going on time to work (never worked my life and i plan to not ever work on the rest of my life :P ) even at school i was late ahh the good old days......