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Contestants, submit your entries
12-17-2007, 06:24 PM
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Contestants, submit your entries
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Posts: 1,434
Name: Weboholic
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With Joder and Fast Replies beating down my talkupation(6 negs across two threads) like Michelle Malkin in a Chris Mathews and Keith Oberman interview, I find myself wondering where it will wind up. Guess where my talkupation will be in 48 hours and win the grand prize.
I'm putting up one of my most valued possessions, something only given to me very recently. I'm referring to the RONCO SOUL JUICER given to me by Tim (Serandfae). It's only been used twice and is in overall terrific condition. I'm not promising I won't use it at least one more time before the end of the contest but, as the prize is truly unique, a little extra use shouldn't devalue it too much.
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12-17-2007, 07:38 PM
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Re: Contestants, submit your entries
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Posts: 5,662
Name: John Alexander
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Originally Posted by cbwm
Chris Mathews
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The guy who sucks up to anyone in his midst. Chris Mathews has been described as a liberal, but clearly wanted to pleasure all of the Republican contenders at the debate he moderated the way the Justice Department is set up to pleasure the president.
The only memorable thing about Chris Mathews is that tortured " HA!" fake laugh the guy does, the one that sounds like a cat being strangled.
I've only seen Chris Mathews on TV once and enjoyed it - that was when Jon Stewart tore him a new one, calling Mathews' tome "a self hate" book and "a recipe for profound sadness." |
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12-17-2007, 08:25 PM
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Re: Contestants, submit your entries
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Posts: 9,007
Name: Tim Daily
Location: Apex, NC, US, Sol 3
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Ah, yes--what will you get if you let Ron Popeil market for L. Ron Hubbard? I told you not to trust your soul to the Belief-O-Matic. The Ronco Soul Juicer is, alas, another one of those concept things. Mmm....essence of Gelfling....
As to the TP thing, my guess is if y'all keep having border skirmishes, and can't learn to agree to disagree, ignore pot shots, etc. TP will be the last of any of our concerns. No bet.
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12-17-2007, 09:18 PM
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Posts: 10,200
Name: Dave
Location: Scott Depot, West Virginia, USA
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I've got some negative TP for the next person asking for TP. Gee, have we really got to degrade a good system by begging for some little green dots?
BTW, where can I get the Soul Juicer? L. Ron is one of my favorite psycho-babblers!
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12-17-2007, 09:29 PM
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Posts: 9,007
Name: Tim Daily
Location: Apex, NC, US, Sol 3
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Originally Posted by DaveMo~
I've got some negative TP for the next person asking for TP. Gee, have we really got to degrade a good system by begging for some little green dots?
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Who's begging? I got mine legit. Seems there's a minor neg war going on, though. 
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Originally Posted by DaveMo~
BTW, where can I get the Soul Juicer? L. Ron is one of my favorite psycho-babblers!
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Don't tell, but it doesn't really work. It dispenses little Kool-Aid cups to go meet the space aliens. It's really called the Darwinian Paradigm Shifter. |
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12-17-2007, 10:33 PM
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Re: Contestants, submit your entries
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Posts: 1,434
Name: Weboholic
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Originally Posted by DaveMo~
I've got some negative TP for the next person asking for TP. Gee, have we really got to degrade a good system by begging for some little green dots?
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If you misunderinterpeted my post to be a request for green dots, i'd tell you what I told a related party about the TP. Please give me the red ones.
Besides, green is the color of envy, red is the color of the gods. I'd be more entertained by a extreme negative TP than an extreme positive. I also thought I'd share the humor of using TP in place of real game, soon to be followed i'm sure, by hitting me with their purses.
Regarding the soul juicer, I had a completely different vision in my head. the dark crystal reference is so bi-polar, good vs evil. I pictured a soul juicer as something for entertainment purposes.
When Conan was asked, what is best in life, his perfect answer was,"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." |
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12-17-2007, 11:17 PM
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Re: Contestants, submit your entries
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Administrator
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Posts: 10,200
Name: Dave
Location: Scott Depot, West Virginia, USA
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Originally Posted by cbwm
Guess where my talkupation will be in 48 hours and win the grand prize.
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Can't really misinterpret that. I was just using this, along with another thread, as a place to let people know not to abuse the talkupation system. I hope there is no negative war.
Okay, so one says the Soul Juicer doesn't work, and another says it will squeeze the bipolar stuffing out of you for entertainment purposes. So will we become gelflings if we use it (dark crystal reference?).
BTW, my guess is that you'll still have 2 little green dots of talkupation in 48 hours. Let me know if I win and I'll let you know what it does.
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12-18-2007, 12:17 AM
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Re: Contestants, submit your entries
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Posts: 9,007
Name: Tim Daily
Location: Apex, NC, US, Sol 3
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You don't think that a machine that dispenses cups of Jones' special Kool-Aid to unsuspecting L. Ron types is entertaining? It's like watching natural selection in action!
BTW, the neg TP isn't really red, it's brown. Check your color settings..... |
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12-18-2007, 03:18 AM
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Re: Contestants, submit your entries
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Posts: 1,434
Name: Weboholic
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Originally Posted by serandfae
BTW, the neg TP isn't really red, it's brown. Check your color settings.....
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Now why did you have to bring that up. I was so happy with Red. What good ever came in the color Brown? |
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