General Discussions

**seolman** · 12-19-2007, 06:20 PM

The way new members are joining up I figured you must be giving away free beer. Did WMT run a halftime ad in a recent football game?

**coolkbk585** · 12-19-2007, 06:22 PM

For a while there I thought that Webmaster-Talk was done getting new members (legitimate, anyway), but now...it seems that we're right back on the new member train. It's kinda nice. So many new faces (or avatars...lol).

**joder** · 12-19-2007, 09:18 PM

Beer? Where is the BEER? I want some!

Davebob, It's not nice to get people all excited

Be back later. I have to go get a refreshment

**zeruel** · 12-20-2007, 02:20 AM

Beer? Good Idea man! Is that a Carlsberg or a San Miguel?

**Learning Newbie** · 12-20-2007, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joder

Beer? Where is the BEER? I want some!

Since you're not a Christian, all you have to do is accept the spaghetti monster as your lord and savior. Their heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Bill Clinton created the religion to steal us Christian faithful away.

**fastreplies** · 12-20-2007, 01:39 PM

Hey, hey Newbie, what about me?
I like spaghetti and Bill Clinton and beer of course and strippers ... oh man

Where should I go to sign up?

fastreplies

**Learning Newbie** · 12-20-2007, 02:14 PM

Then you must go to The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, my friend.

**Douglife** · 12-20-2007, 02:35 PM

Hahah @ Newbie. Great site. thanks!

**seolman** · 12-20-2007, 02:55 PM

Hey John - spaghetti and beer can go good together (provided it's a good pint - maybe Coopers Ale from South Oz). However, it would be sacrilegious for Pastafarians to eat spaghetti. A form of gastronomic blasphemy.

The spell checker actually burped when trying to find a replacement for pastafarian...

**jamestl2** · 12-20-2007, 03:00 PM

I think they'd rather have free burgers.....

**Aadriyah** · 12-20-2007, 03:54 PM

Free beer? How many bottles? j/k

**Learning Newbie** · 12-20-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by seolman

The spell checker actually burped when trying to find a replacement for pastafarian...

Someone will have to keep inventing new cults faster than the spell checkers can respond. Wouldn't that be more fun than computer viruses?

**serandfae** · 12-20-2007, 04:10 PM

The Elvingelicals, Presleyterians and Cobainians are more my speed.

And let us not forget the Shakurians....

**Learning Newbie** · 12-20-2007, 04:19 PM

Isn't Shakurianism a "failed" religion? Pac was supposed to return from the grave after 7 years, as predicted in Tha 7 Day Theory. Instead, all he did was write a song about what it's like in heaven.

Quote:

Dear momma don't cry, your baby boy's doin good
Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods
Seen a show with Marvin Gaye last night, it had me shook
Drippin peppermint Schnapps, with Jackie Wilson, and Sam Cooke
Then some lady named Billie Holiday sang
Sittin there kickin it with Malcolm, 'til the day came
Little LaTasha sho' grown
Tell the lady in the liquor store that she's forgiven - so come home

Maybe in time you'll understand only God can save us
When Miles Davis cuttin lose with the band
Just think of all the people that you knew in the past
that passed on, they in heaven, found peace at last
Picture a place that they exist, together
There has to be a place better than this, in heaven
So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm askin
Remember this face, save me a place, in thug's mansion

**joder** · 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

Since you're not a Christian, all you have to do is accept the spaghetti monster as your lord and savior. Their heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Bill Clinton created the religion to steal us Christian faithful away.

I would like to know if if the two people in other threads that keep claiming you can't disprove some god, can prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist

Don't forget the Celestial Teapot. I think the this teapot contains spirituous beverages

Here are the "commandments" from the CoFSM (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster).

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gos...ghetti_Monster

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The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go **** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the *****es.
I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
  I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something

I will take a case of beer at 3 strippers.

**ultra** · 12-21-2007, 10:52 AM

free bear

**smashhappy** · 01-30-2008, 12:49 AM

I was told there was some free beer here