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Okay, you've chosen to ignore my warning. I tell you this story to completely gross you all out and thereby make myself feel slightly better. You should definitely not read this if you're eating or plan to be eating soon. Highlight below to read it.
So we have a great dog who happens to be a black lab. She's still pretty young and kind of feisty and energetic. As beautiful as she is, she has a problem: she likes to eat her own dog feces. That's pretty gross, isn't it? Well, just the other day when I brought her in from running around outside, she began to hack and cough a bit. If I had only known what was about to happen, I would immediately have shoved her back outside. Yep, you guessed it, she proceeded to vomit her own poop all over the carpeted floor of my porch. And it wasn't just a little bit of pooh-vomit, it was a big, solid mountain of pooh-vomit. I did warn you, didn't I?
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