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**dansgalaxy** · 01-22-2008, 07:09 AM

Hey hopefully this can be one of those amazingly long thread which make people laugh... if it dont i guess i will be laughing on my own but hey!

Okay rules of the game find a quote you like and post it! and keep going lets get a huge colllection of funny and interesting quotes.

(please dont make them up and say they by someone else if u made it up say so and vica versa)

Mine:

if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-*****. That's the American way.
- Homer J. Simpson

**cbwm** · 01-22-2008, 02:05 PM

"It is best to be both feared and loved; however, if one cannot be both it is better to be feared than loved."

Niccolò Machiavelli

**serandfae** · 01-22-2008, 02:56 PM

My favorite:

Common sense is not so common. --Mark Twain

**ADAM Web Design** · 01-22-2008, 04:22 PM

Be good, and you will be lonesome. -- Mark Twain (sorry, Tim, but Mark was a genius.)

**Gx3 Grafix** · 01-22-2008, 04:41 PM

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

**jamestl2** · 01-22-2008, 04:43 PM

Here's some of my favs:

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me against kick boxing."

"The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it."

**dansgalaxy** · 01-22-2008, 04:59 PM

i like that computer one.

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
- unknown author.

just saw this and it tickled me..

**kevthegr8** · 01-22-2008, 09:47 PM

Hey,

This time next year rodney, we will be millionaires <-- Del Boy (Only Fools & hHorses)

Kev

**ForrestCroce** · 01-22-2008, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by serandfae

Common sense is not so common. --Mark Twain

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

Be good, and you will be lonesome. -- Mark Twain (sorry, Tim, but Mark was a genius.)

"The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco."

and

"I became convinced [in Nevada] our Heavenly Father invented man because he was so disappointed with the monkey."

**seolman** · 01-22-2008, 10:35 PM

I have no idea what the source of this quote is, but it sounds very George Burns...

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes"

**DaveMo~** · 01-23-2008, 12:23 AM

I don't know the origin of these two, but I do like combining them:

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do, and two Wrights made an airplane.

Dave

**dansgalaxy** · 01-23-2008, 09:21 AM

"if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
- unknown

"You tried your best and failed, so the moral is: Never Try."
- Homer Jay Simpson.

**Cheshire_cat** · 01-23-2008, 09:31 AM

“Don’t tase me bro!” - Andrew Meyer (God I love that one.)
If you don’t know the story - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Florida_Taser_incident

**dansgalaxy** · 01-23-2008, 09:44 AM

"Error keyboard not detected. - Press any key to continue."

- Random quote script on my forum

**Cheshire_cat** · 01-23-2008, 09:46 AM

"Its not enough to succeed, others must fail."
- Gore Vidal

**CSS4Life** · 01-23-2008, 08:24 PM

One of my favourite quotes:
"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less" - unknown author

My favourite Simpsons quotes:
"Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum

"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours." - Also Ralph

"Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries."

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?" - Mr Burns