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Taoism Sh*t happens.
Buddhism If Sh*t happens, it's not really Sh*t.
Islam If Sh*t happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism Why does this Sh*t always happen to us?
Hinduism This Sh*t happened before.
Catholicism Sh*t happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna Sh*t happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism Send more Sh*t.
Atheism No Sh*t.
Jehova's Witness Knock knock, Sh*t happens.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good Sh*t happening.
Christian Science Sh*t happens in your mind.
Agnosticism Maybe Sh*t happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism What is Sh*t anyway?
Stoicism This Sh*t doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this Sh*t.
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