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5 rules for men to have a happy life
Old 02-22-2008, 04:44 PM 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Here's some rules I came across for us men to follow:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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Old 02-22-2008, 11:09 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Can you handle that many women, James?
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Old 02-22-2008, 11:16 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Only if you don't know any of the women, Tim .
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Old 02-22-2008, 11:33 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Oh sure you can. Just keep them on separate leashes and don't cross the streams, like in Ghostbusters. Crossing the streams is BAD.
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Old 02-23-2008, 10:22 AM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Hahaha!! Taken notes! :P:P
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Old 02-23-2008, 10:55 AM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Bad news guys... we ALWAYS know - none of you are THAT good at hiding the fact that you're philandering with multiple women.

WE notice things that you guys just NEVER see or pay any attention to.
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Old 02-23-2008, 06:53 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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What kind of money are you making to have 4 different women?
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Old 02-23-2008, 06:57 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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What kind of money are you making to have 4 different women?
The first woman is making most of the money for me, not to mention all the Killer Affiliate Progscams I've signed up for .
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Old 02-24-2008, 12:58 AM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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The first woman is making most of the money for me, not to mention all the Killer Affiliate Progscams I've signed up for .
Uh-oh!! In that case, it will be not only your neck but also your finances that will be in serious jeopardy when she finds out about Woman number 2, 3, 4, and 5!
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Old 02-24-2008, 12:02 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Now come on LadynRed, don't go spoiling our little fantasies.
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Old 02-25-2008, 01:50 AM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Bad news guys... we ALWAYS know - none of you are THAT good at hiding the fact that you're philandering with multiple women.
I disagree. My Hunni NEVER knows when I'm philandering with another woman. Well, could be because I don't do that. Hmm, ruined my own argument.

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Old 02-25-2008, 07:12 AM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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ha ha ha! i like the last one..
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:57 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Old 02-25-2008, 08:48 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Nice list but sorry am not one of those girls
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:20 PM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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Nice list but sorry am not one of those girls
That could be "interpreted" in one of two ways.
1) Your sorry that you are not one of those girls but wish you were
2) Your sorry but you are not one of those girls and are glad your not

But I am pretty sure I know what you meant
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Old 02-26-2008, 05:54 AM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-26-2008, 06:23 AM Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life
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nice one...
those kind of women im looking for
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