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Old 02-23-2008, 09:17 AM jokes
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Notice that the descriptive title of this thread is very similar to a thread that has disappeared. When a thread is not appropriate for all audiences, then it will disappear. The worse thing about a thread like that is that it will bring out all "those" jokes from other members as well. We appreciate the members abstaining from such jokes.

Another thought about threads like this is called post padding. If you don't know, that's when someone makes multiple replies after themselves within a small span of time. Remember that the edit button works for 24 hours and a list of items can be put in one post. This could also be contained in the word spam.

So thanks for all those appropriate jokes. Please steer away from anything that might be offensive.

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Old 02-23-2008, 02:20 PM Re: jokes
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I would agree that some jokes, commentary, observations and such sometimes might be in a bad taste but we all know the limit how far we can go without going over the edge.

Making sexist joke for example is not the same to painting a picture outlines and left the rest to readers’ imagination


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Old 02-23-2008, 06:49 PM Re: jokes
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Old 02-27-2008, 11:34 PM Re: jokes
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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:45 AM Re: jokes
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The client, bewildered, said, "Well, if they're that good, why in the world not?"

He replied, "I made the mistake of telling my wife ways she could be more efficient in household tasks. Now I do them all in half the time."
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:13 PM Re: jokes
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A retarded snowflake! haha
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:52 AM Re: jokes
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well sometimes the could also cross the line and be offensive to some...
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:21 AM Re: jokes
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Good jokes love it..
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:52 PM Re: jokes
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There was an old man that was close to dying. He told me that he was making contact with god every day. He said that every time he opens the bathroom door, the light comes on. Every time he leaves the bathroom the light automatically turns off by itself. "It's god," he would say. I went to his wife and told her about what he had said. "Looks like he is making peace with god," I said. The wife looked confused for a moment, but then she realized what was going on. "Oh that silly old man has not made contact with god," she told me. I was confused, and asked how she knew. "The silly old man has been going in the refrigerator again!"
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Old 06-27-2008, 11:25 PM Re: jokes
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:04 AM Re: jokes
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The bathroom one was a very old one.
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Old 06-28-2008, 09:49 AM Re: jokes
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Yes but the old ones are best!!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 04:09 AM Re: jokes
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the funny thing is that it did happen to one of my party nights. one dude got so drunk and he used the refrigerator as his rest room. I moved ever since.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:10 PM Re: jokes
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I almost did it without being drunk... I realized what i was doing after I unzipped my pants lol.

Routine will get you like that :P.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:16 AM Re: jokes
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I almost did it without being drunk... I realized what i was doing after I unzipped my pants lol.

Routine will get you like that :P.

lol.... for real? were you like 100% conscious or something?/? good one mate
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:49 PM Re: jokes
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good thing that you also shared your experiences dude!
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Old 07-01-2008, 07:49 PM Re: jokes
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lol yeah I was at 100%. I guess I was day dreaming or something. Maybe I felt like a snack and then changed my mind

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I felt like I had to
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Old 07-01-2008, 07:51 PM Re: jokes
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:12 AM Re: jokes
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lol yeah I was at 100%. I guess I was day dreaming or something. Maybe I felt like a snack and then changed my mind
wow, well, just don't do it at McDonald's...lol
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:48 PM Re: jokes
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Lol, I'm pretty sure they're way ahead of me
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