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There is a medical distinction between these two qualities. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, each definition is listed below:
GUTS -- Is arriving home late after a night out with the 'lads', being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"
BALLS -- Is coming home late after a night out with the 'lads', smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty."
This should clear up any confusion about definitions. Medically speaking of course, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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