General Discussions

**NullPointer** · 03-15-2008, 02:39 AM

Personally I think I would persue a Ph.D in earth systems science and then spend the following years contributing to the uncertainty surrounding global warming (carbon dioxide is harmless!) meanwhile contructing a biodome which would double as my secret lair. When half of california is under water and there are no more fossil fuels to burn I will start admiting people under the condition that they agree to make me the supreme master of everything. Polly Shore is not allowed.

**kevthegr8** · 03-17-2008, 05:15 AM

I would like to build a super computer like the one in ( I Robot ) with Will Smith and take over the world that way, just sit back and let the computer do all the work... my goodness....i think i am on to something.... watch this space!!!

LOL

Kev

**joder** · 03-17-2008, 11:33 AM

Nanobots. Couple then with GPS and you can see the picture.

**ECSuite_Russell** · 03-17-2008, 02:08 PM

My world domination phase ended way back in middle school.

Watching Pinky and the Brain every day + Playing too much Civ2 = Mwuahaha!

I couldn't tell you how I'd take over the world nowadays, but I can tell you it would involve dressing like Dr. Evil...

**CSS4Life** · 03-17-2008, 05:06 PM

Probably researching into an inexhaustible supply of energy (there must be some one out there - sub atomic perhaps).

Then I'd hide the secret and sell cheap energy to everyone until I was super rich. Then I'd begin buying lots and LOTS of land....

**ADAM Web Design** · 03-17-2008, 05:10 PM

I'd follow the example of Kim Jong-Il in Team America: World Police and throw my enemies to the sharks.

NOW YOU SEE, THE CHANGING OF THE WORD IS INEVIRABRE!

**serandfae** · 03-17-2008, 06:13 PM

Adam, I think you quote that movie more than I quote Fight Club.

Team America -- **** YEAH!

I think my plan for world domination has already been made clear.

tim

**NullPointer** · 03-17-2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by serandfae

Adam, I think you quote that movie more than I quote Fight Club.

Team America -- **** YEAH!

I think my plan for world domination has already been made clear.

tim

Massive army of evil smiley minions?

**kevthegr8** · 03-17-2008, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ECSuite_Russell

My world domination phase ended way back in middle school.

Watching Pinky and the Brain every day + Playing too much Civ2 = Mwuahaha!

I couldn't tell you how I'd take over the world nowadays, but I can tell you it would involve dressing like Dr. Evil...

Hey

HAHAAAA Pink and the brain - i loved that cartoon!! It is so funny!

**womble** · 03-17-2008, 06:45 PM

i'd train some rabbits to do it for me - or, if i was flush with cash, i'd hire some rabbits who are already trained in the art of world domination

**andrei155** · 10:17 PM

I'd built an evil but cute and fluffy stuffed animal. One that no child could resist. One that every household could not do without!

Once all are asleep, everything as still as the night, they would lurk out and break vases : D. Soon enough everyone would bow down before these "evil but cute and fluffy" stuffed animals, questioning where their "Grandmas best antiques" have disappeared to.

Edit:
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. try and take ove the world!"

**Susanwang** · 03-17-2008, 10:21 PM

First adapt myself quickly to the world, and then change it for better as much as I can. Takeover? No.

**shahab6** · 03-17-2008, 10:59 PM

The world sucks anyway why would I want to take it over,

**joder** · 03-18-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by andrei155

I'd built an evil but cute and fluffy stuffed animal. One that no child could resist. One that every household could not do without!

That has already been invented Dr. Evil. They are called furbies

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Originally Posted by shahab6

The world sucks anyway why would I want to take it over

Yep. It does suck.

**NullPointer** · 03-18-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by shahab6

The world sucks anyway why would I want to take it over,

This kind of negativism is why no one has really tried to take over the world in recent times. Seriously we need an evil mastermind with no sense of morality and pure contempt for everyone in general to do the world a favor and put some freakin laser beams on some sharks' heads.

**Cheshire_cat** · 03-18-2008, 05:28 PM

I create a deadly virus that was highly contagious and the vaccine, so when there was a wide spread breakout only I would have the cure. HaAHHA hahahAH AHAHah haha ha ahh.

**serandfae** · 03-18-2008, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by shahab6

The world sucks anyway why would I want to take it over,

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Originally Posted by NullPointer

This kind of negativism is why no one has really tried to take over the world in recent times. Seriously we need an evil mastermind with no sense of morality and pure contempt for everyone in general to do the world a favor and put some freakin laser beams on some sharks' heads.

I shall convince everyone that the world sucks and so do they; they will be happy then to hand control over to me. Anyone who dares oppose me faces the sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

Mwoo hoo hah, mwah hah hah, mwoo hoo ho ho ha ha ha haaaaah!

OK, that's enough.

tim

**jamestl2** · 03-18-2008, 11:49 PM

Like I'm gonna tell *you all* how I'm going to take over the world!

If I did, my plan would be ruined

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**joder** · 03-19-2008, 09:12 AM

Okay Mustafa,
How are you going to take over the world?
How are you going to take over the world?
How are you going to take over the world?

Now you have to answer.

**NullPointer** · 03-20-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jamestl2

Like I'm gonna tell *you all* how I'm going to take over the world!

If I did, my plan would be ruined

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Isn't it required that all evil masterminds reveal the details of their plan to take over the world? Or do you have to capture a superhero first and place them in an easy escapable situation involving an over complicated means of killing them?