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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Lee Dodd.
Lee Dodd doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Lee Dodd has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Lee Dodd.
Lee Dodd does not sleep. He waits.
Lee Dodd is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Lee Dodd is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Lee Dodd counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Lee Dodd’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Lee Dodd does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Lee Dodd is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Lee Dodd’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Lee Dodd was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Lee Dodd can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Lee Dodd doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Lee Dodd gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Lee Dodd can slam a revolving door.
Lee Dodd does not get frostbite. Lee Dodd bites frost
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