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I married, P Diddy, cause thats how i roll
Pick the month you were born in:
January--i married
Febuary--i danced with
March--i love
April-- i stole from
May--i ate
June--i killed
July-- iwatched
August--i lied to
September--i choked
October-- i played with
November-- i kissed
December--i spanked
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a spork
2-------myself
3-------my neighbor
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a llama
8------- my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------your mom
11-------a ninja
12-------a stripper
13-------a noodle
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a squirrel
21-------a gangster
22-------a fireman
23------- my friends pants
24-------a ruler
25---1000 people
26-------a banana
27-------an alien
28-------a mexican
29-------my science teacher
30-------my true love
31-------my uncle
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because i keep it gangsta.
Black-------because the voices told me to.
Pink--------because im in love.
Red---------because he took my taco.
Blue--------because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green------because I hate myself.
Purple------because i can.
Gray-------- because thats how i roll.
Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----because i hate my family.
Other-------because i was high.
maroon-----because i was drunk.
teal--------cuz it was illegal.
Brown-----cuz i wanted its sex.
amethyst----Because im emo.
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so.
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