I'm going to jump into my private helicopter and fly around for an hour or 2. Then I'm paying some unemployed people with big Chelsea Tractors to drive around the countryside tearing up land and natural habitats for a couple of hours. I'll of course be recording this historic moment on my imported Japanese electrical equipment that I payed a premium for to ensure it was carried specially on its own private jet to avoid getting damaged by some poor persons goods. Finally, I've arranged to burn down 10 square kms of Ancient Woodland so I can create a bit more open space to do some off-road rallying on with a few of my fellow Conservatives.
All in all, it's going to be a fantastic Earth Day - definitely very enjoyable 
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I just hope that there is no global warming..
