General Discussions

**jabo** · 06-06-2008, 02:59 AM

When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this
will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness
or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she
cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she
is say "you better be", repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This
will show her you care.

When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.

If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. Girls love competition.

Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire
yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and
now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When
she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean
over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those
special nicknames.

Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
don't stop complaining about the cold right now you're going to be complaining
about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the
party.

Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home
and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her
self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
pair. This way she'll go crazy.

Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt
and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.

Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a
spontaneous guy.

Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on
it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell.

If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
This way she'll think you're mysterious.

Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is
that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she
can ever get.

When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just
whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know
she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the
present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this
one that much but I think it's funny.

If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This
will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call
you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really
excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

**cyndi** · 06-06-2008, 03:55 AM

That was a very entertaining post thanks for the share. Im not sure any man would read that, do as it states and gets anywhere but very funny indeed.

**dWhite** · 06-06-2008, 11:50 AM

The best way to impress a girl is to be yourself.

**highanddry** · 11:56 AM

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**jamestl2** · 06-06-2008, 12:05 PM

Why waste hours trying to impress a woman? You could spend months fancying someone who you felt a connection with. And all the while she's interested in someone else and doesn't tell you for god know's what reasons.

Just don't. It's a waste of time, not to mention you're setting yourself up for a major painful road ahead if you choose to walk that path.

Find something better to do with your time.

**aldor** · 06-06-2008, 01:39 PM

One of the funniest posts for ages. Really had a good chuckle at some of your ideas.

Just let us all know how successful they are ;-)

**aldor** · 06-06-2008, 02:38 PM

Just had a thought.
Give her a big box of chocolates and then take them away saying:-
"You don't want those, your fat enough."
Enjoy them yourself.
She'll love you for looking after her figure.

**highanddry** · 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamestl2

Why waste hours trying to impress a woman? You could spend months fancying someone who you felt a connection with. And all the while she's interested in someone else and doesn't tell you for god know's what reasons.

Just don't. It's a waste of time, not to mention you're setting yourself up for a major painful road ahead if you choose to walk that path.

Find something better to do with your time.

I think the better question is: Why spend months "fancying" someone?

Choose to walk that path? What, dating women? Who would choose NOT to.
By the way, there is nothing better to do with your time.

**meanne2007** · 06-06-2008, 02:47 PM

To show what you are is one of the most important to impress a girl

**KaityBaby** · 04:09 PM

no1 n i mean no1 do any of that! thats how to P* a girl off! lol

EDIT: i had to add this, idk if the guys part is true...but the girls part is mainly true

HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1. He stares at you alot.
2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You were invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)

HOW GIRLS FLURT-
: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible

**Aleker** · 06-06-2008, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaityBaby

no1 n i mean no1 do any of that! thats how to P* a girl off! lol

EDIT: i had to add this, idk if the guys part is true...but the girls part is mainly true

HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1. He stares at you alot.
2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You were invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)

HOW GIRLS FLURT-
: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible

I'm not too sure if this happens outside of high school.

**KaityBaby** · 06-06-2008, 11:03 PM

lol nah....

**lovekissing** · 06-06-2008, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyndi

That was a very entertaining post thanks for the share. Im not sure any man would read that, do as it states and gets anywhere but very funny indeed.

sorry but i didn't find it funny at all...

**joder** · 06-07-2008, 03:17 PM

Just say "hey baby". That really impresses them.

**rider** · 06-08-2008, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originaly posted by jamestl2
Why waste hours trying to impress a woman? You could spend months fancying someone who you felt a connection with. And all the while she's interested in someone else and doesn't tell you for god know's what reasons.

Just don't. It's a waste of time, not to mention you're setting yourself up for a major painful road ahead if you choose to walk that path.

Find something better to do with your time.

well, what is that something better to do? not because you had a bad experience about something or your a loser about it is that its not a good thing to do...

Quote:

Originaly Posted by lovekissing
sorry but i didn't find it funny at all...

for those people who has brains and actually uses them in good use, then they had known that this is a joke thread. and for those who didn't are either lame brainless yappies or spammers.

Quote:

Originaly Posted by deepakjadav
This is very ridiculous post
whats a rattle on !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many other girls impress for our attitude and how to manage for all critical problems
ok.........

check out ^^ but, come to think of it, maybe your right. If guys was
Y-oung but looks
O-ld and
U-gly
then

Quote:

Many other girls impress for our attitude and how to manage for all critical problems
ok

is the world hope....

**KaityBaby** · 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joder

Just say "hey baby". That really impresses them.

no, dont.....ya kno how many times ive gotten that, nd it annoyz the crap out me! specialy if i don even kno the person!

EDIT:ways to make a girl happy-not all true...but most of it is

If you're a nice guy...read this
If you're a jerk...learn this

Ladies: This will make you tear up
Fellas: Read it, all of it!

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly

Are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

Keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say "I love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her she's beautiful!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

Oh, and on that last one...u need to show her you mean it too

21-open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt to act like a gentleman
22-tell her she means everything to you, but mean it
23-if it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it- so just hug her
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

We might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to tickle us

26-don't lie to her
27-DON'T cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, and even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

Are you still reading this? You better be, its important

31-hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too
32-when you are alone hold her close and kiss her
33-kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her)
34-while in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly
35-don't ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. if she's upset, comfort her

Remember this next time you are with her

36-when people diss her, stand up for her
37-look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her
38.-lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you
39-when walking next to each other grab her hand
40-when you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE'S LOVED

41-call her at night to wish her sweet dreams
42-comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears
43-take her for long walks at night
44-always remind her how much you love her

You'll never know when she needs just a lil more love