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Old 06-10-2008, 03:18 AM words women use
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Words Women Use>>>

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are >right and you need to shut up.

>>2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more >minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.>>

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and >you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end >in fine.>>

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!>>

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement >often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot >and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you >about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)>>

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can >make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before >deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.>>

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say >you're welcome.>>

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET A LIFE!>>

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning >this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is >now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's >wrong?" For the woman's response refer to god for the answer
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:26 AM Re: words women use
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yeah i like this..btw there is one thing that women use when she's angry..."SILENCE"
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:10 PM learnt
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What john did you learnt behavioural psychology with major in women behaviuor? Its really quite interesting and nice post. I agree with most of it, speacially 'go ahead' !!
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:06 PM Re: words women use
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true, ture LOL
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Old 06-11-2008, 01:55 AM Re: words women use
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True indeed in so many levels :lol
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Old 06-11-2008, 02:05 AM Re: words women use
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8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET A LIFE!>>
this also can mean she gives up...
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:50 AM Re: words women use
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women are truly unpredictable, you can't read their mind!
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Old 06-11-2008, 12:43 PM Re: words women use
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:33 PM Re: words women use
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I just do the opposite of everything she says.
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:19 AM Re: words women use
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I just do the opposite of everything she says.

that seems courageous dude. what happens next? world war? give us some examples.
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:44 PM Re: words women use
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That's true! All of the words that listed are the common words that are use by women
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:54 PM Re: words women use
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that seems courageous dude. what happens next? world war? give us some examples.
Its not failproof but here is what happens when you do the opposite of everything she says vs. being agreeable.


She says "No its ok, lets go to [place you want to go]"
This translates to: "If we don't go to [place she wants to eat] there will be trouble"

She says "I want a nice guy who does nice things for me and makes me feel good"
Translation: " I want someone who is decent but comes off like a **** sometimes, because it is challenging and exciting"

She says: " I love chicken but I hate pork"
Translation: "I love pork and I hate you"

Trying to agree with Women
She Says: "I feel fat"
response: "You're not fat,just not super skinny"
= war

She Says: "I love you so much"
your response: "oh me too"
She says: You love yourself?
you: uh.. yeah?
=War

you see? It doesn't work...

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Old 06-13-2008, 02:37 AM Re: words women use
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hahaha... ^^^ great ones dude...
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Old 06-13-2008, 09:33 AM Re: words women use
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What about the classic "It doesn't smell" ha ha.
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Old 06-13-2008, 07:11 PM Re: words women use
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I tend to be much more blunt. I came home from work today, change my clothes said to my husband, "I had the day from hell - I'm going out for a drink with my best friend and sister." Then I walked out the door. I've been home for almost an hour and he has known to leave me alone.
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Old 06-13-2008, 09:23 PM Re: words women use
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Did he watch to make sure you don't move close to any of your guns?
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Old 06-14-2008, 08:05 AM Re: words women use
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Probably I didn't pay enough attention to notice.
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Old 06-14-2008, 11:56 AM Re: words women use
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Old 06-16-2008, 02:45 AM Re: words women use
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What about the classic "It doesn't smell" ha ha.
don't seem to heard of that one before... share about it mate/
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:24 AM Re: words women use
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don't seem to heard of that one before... share about it mate/
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