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By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
Old 10-09-2008, 09:26 PM By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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All persons herein from the ages of 16-45 are to immediately report to the recruiting station, which can be located here: RECRUITING STATION


Upon arrival to the station, you are to salute President Daily as your Commander in Chief. You will then sign your enlistment papers, and then you are officially drafted into the Grand Evil Smiley Army. Hence force, you will be part of the largest and grandest forum army known to mankind.

You will be given an appropriate attire fitting your style of choice, food rations and clothing.

All persons resisting this draft order shall be subject to a public display of fruiting, in which you are tied to a chair and various fruits will be thrown at you.

Good luck, soldier! May the Heavens watch over you.

Sincerly,
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:09 AM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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Are there any re-enlistment bonuses???
I was AWOL for awhile.
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:00 AM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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Are there any re-enlistment bonuses???
I was AWOL for awhile.
You don't get a re-enlistment bonus if you were AWOL, soldier!
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Old 10-10-2008, 04:57 PM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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I'm already enlisted, but can I get fruits thrown at me anyways? PLEASE!
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:49 PM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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you should quit and then join again over and over again. So many bonuses !! It's not even a scam, it works!
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Old 10-10-2008, 07:19 PM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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Hmm...so far we're only getting folks that already got recruited. ???

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Old 10-10-2008, 08:56 PM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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Ok, shush to all the Veterans of Webmaster-Talk, SILENCE I SAY!!!!!

Ok, Everyone, it's now safe to join the thread conversation & apply for your dog tags. Don't let all the colorful gems from the vets talkuption stand in your way of GREATNESS!!!!!

Enlist TODAY!!!! did I mention it's Free?
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Old 10-12-2008, 09:59 PM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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well that is sorta interesting..
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Old 10-13-2008, 06:08 AM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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We should probably mention that applying for your dog tags means adopting an evil smiley avatar.

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Old 10-13-2008, 06:21 AM Re: By Order of Uncle Sam! OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDERS
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scorpionagency has been AWOL for quite some time, better give him what he wants, *picking up fruits to throw at scorpion agency as he requested
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