General Discussions

**wayfarer07** · 01-09-2009, 03:34 PM

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**juliensimon** · 01-09-2009, 04:17 PM

I'll report you as a spam

bang

oh what the heck, while we are at it:

Dear webmaster,

please exchange a link with my PR11 website.
I will send you flowers.

Yours truly,

Anonymous spammer

**chrishirst** · 01-09-2009, 04:48 PM

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**wayfarer07** · 04:58 PM

Dear sir, thank you for the wonderful opportunity. However, I only accept links from PR12 and higher. However, please take this free shopping spree as a consolation prize:

**AD7863** · 01-09-2009, 05:02 PM

**AD7863** · 01-09-2009, 05:03 PM

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**AD7863** · 01-09-2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wayfarer07

Dear sir, thank you for the wonderful opportunity. However, I only accept links from PR12 and higher. However, please take this free shopping spree as a consolation prize:

I was on this free freelancing website this other day and there was this guy talking like that on it.

**AD7863** · 01-09-2009, 05:05 PM

Like dear sir and whateva lol.

**wayfarer07** · 01-09-2009, 05:16 PM

Dear Sir,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having Consulted With My Colleagues And Based On The Information Gathered From The Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I Have The Privilege To Request For Your Assistance To Transfer The Sum Of $47,500,000.00 (forty Seven Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) Into Your Accounts. The Above Sum Resulted From An Over-invoiced Contract, Executed Commissioned And Paid For About Five Years (5) Ago By A Foreign Contractor. This Action Was However Intentional And Since Then The Fund Has Been In A Suspense Account At The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

We Are Now Ready To Transfer The Fund Overseas And That Is Where You Come In. It Is Important To Inform You That As Civil Servants, We Are Forbidden To Operate A Foreign Account; That Is Why We Require Your Assistance. The Total Sum Will Be Shared As Follows: 70% For Us, 25% For You And 5% For Local And International Expenses Incident To The Transfer.

The Transfer Is Risk Free On Both Sides. I Am An Accountant With The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (nnpc). If You Find This Proposal Acceptable, We Shall Require The Following Documents:

(a) Your Banker's Name, Telephone, Account And Fax Numbers.

(b) Your Private Telephone And Fax Numbers -- For Confidentiality And Easy Communication.

(c) Your Letter-headed Paper Stamped And Signed.

Alternatively We Will Furnish You With The Text Of What To Type Into Your Letter-headed Paper, Along With A Breakdown Explaining, Comprehensively What We Require Of You. The Business Will Take Us Thirty (30) Working Days To Accomplish.

Please Reply Urgently.

Best Regards

**AD7863** · 01-09-2009, 05:22 PM

Lol 47 billion!

**AD7863** · 01-09-2009, 05:22 PM

I've had something like that in my email inbox before.

**juliensimon** · 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wayfarer07

Dear sir, thank you for the wonderful opportunity. However, I only accept links from PR12 and higher. However, please take this free shopping spree as a consolation prize:

Dear Sir and Madam,

I would be pleased to accept this lovely present. However, being allergic to miniature shopping cart, I must kindly refuse your gift.

Please accept this modest spam recipe as an apology

Your best friend,

AS

**AD7863** · 01-10-2009, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juliensimon

Dear Sir and Madam,

I would be pleased to accept this lovely present. However, being allergic to miniature shopping cart, I must kindly refuse your gift.

Please accept this modest spam recipe as an apology

Your best friend,

AS

Go Mr. Potato head!

**witnesstheday** · 01-10-2009, 04:32 AM

You want dvd? I give you best price. five dollar.

**wayfarer07** · 01-10-2009, 10:32 AM

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