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I am deeply disturbed about how popular the snuggie is becoming. In the commercial that comes on my tube every 10 seconds, they show a whole family wearing them at a ballpark. This family looks like they're either a part of a cult or are a group of monks.
Towards the end of the commercial it shows a woman trying to answer a phone while wrapped in a regular blanket. The woman becomes frustrated and confused because they are constrained by the blanket and unable to pick up the phone. Are we serious here, folks? Are blankets really that difficult to manage? What am I, a little puppy? A labrador retriever?
The snuggie is ridiculous. I'm going to go use my salad shooter.
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