a man was hiking a mountain one day when he stopped to rest close to a cave. out of that cave comes a huge bear, the bear did not look all friendly so the man, in panic, runs for his life. the bear chases him all over the mountain until the guy finally reaches a cliff. the bear has him cornered already when the man screams out. "Oh God please give this bear some religion!"
Thunder comes crashing down from the sky and the bear all of a sudden gets on his knees, bows his head, clasps his hands and says.
"Thank you God for this meal I am about to recieve."
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