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Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
Old 10-31-2009, 12:13 AM Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Came across this on another forum.... enjoy
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Old 10-31-2009, 06:14 AM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Old 10-31-2009, 10:49 AM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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We have over 232 testimonials from happy customers around the world:
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I want my money back.
That's AWESOME! I wanna sign up!

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Old 10-31-2009, 04:47 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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That truely is funny!!!!!


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Old 10-31-2009, 08:38 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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What a sense of humor they have, thanks for sharing MDwebdev85, at least my host wasn't on the worst host list!
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Old 11-21-2009, 05:05 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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this is the funiest website i have seen his week, thanks for sharing
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Old 11-21-2009, 06:44 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Our Redundant Department of Redundancy has a Redundant Server Failover System that will initiate a failover hosting in case of unexpected server uptime.
Exactly what I was searching and looking for.
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Old 11-22-2009, 11:48 AM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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lol that is funny ruby on railroads and php 7.
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:12 AM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:20 AM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Old 11-25-2010, 12:22 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Hello. My name is Mauricio and I am the creator of NoUptime.com. After years of not being updated I decided to start dedicating my time to work on NoUptime.com. I am expecting to add more to it. Feedback will be great as well as what to add to the site. Thank you
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Old 11-25-2010, 12:28 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Old 11-25-2010, 12:29 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Old 11-25-2010, 12:44 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Brilliant.

Does the tech support guy from Ill Will Press work for you guys?
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Old 11-25-2010, 04:43 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Old 11-26-2010, 02:13 PM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Thank you all for your feedback. And no we fired him.
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:47 AM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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Old 12-02-2010, 01:12 AM Re: Funny hosting site... nouptime.com
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unluck for me , for it is down now,possiblely they re busy to do with this .
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