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**andrewan** · 01-08-2010, 09:23 AM

Hi
Enjoy some funny quotes and cute funny sayings

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

**Giselle** · 01-08-2010, 05:35 PM

Thanks for sharing Andrewan, they all are very funny!

Still can't be your Valentine though....

**Ms. Pink** · 01-08-2010, 06:18 PM

That is really hilarious! Thanks for sharing! Keep on posting.

**edgray** · 01-11-2010, 11:01 AM

Quote:

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

That's kinda how I tackle repair jobs...

**Knight13** · 01-11-2010, 04:28 PM

A few of those were pretty decent.

**cecille20** · 01-11-2010, 06:32 PM

LOL

Quote:

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I like this sometimes I got stuck in doing something till I forgot to work

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**reakdesign** · 01-12-2010, 03:26 AM

Thank for sharing.

Do you have any more?

**Janedoe** · 01-12-2010, 08:40 AM

Quote:

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Very much needed these days!

**jusvie** · 01-13-2010, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewan

Hi
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I like this one!

**Shamy** · 01-13-2010, 04:34 PM

That's really funny post more dude!that really brightens my day!

**vako123** · 01-23-2010, 03:59 AM

A Valentine Poem, share with you.

"Thank you for loving me,
For being my eyes when I couldn't see,
For parting my lips when I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me."