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Old 03-02-2010, 11:51 PM Who is deaf?
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A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.”
Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?” No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again he gets no response so, He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
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“James, for the FIFTH time I’ve said, CHICKEN!”
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Old 03-03-2010, 01:12 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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lol very funny, that was good.
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Old 03-03-2010, 02:31 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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That's precious, that for sharing Leonard!

Wasn't the punch line I was expecting.
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Old 03-03-2010, 05:52 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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hahahaha good one!
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Old 03-03-2010, 08:33 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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har har har.... we need more jokes like that in this section of the forums.
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Old 03-03-2010, 08:42 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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it so corny...i think you should post better than that..
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Old 03-03-2010, 11:12 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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hahaha.. he is the deaf..
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Old 03-03-2010, 11:34 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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How did he communicate with the doctor?
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:41 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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HA HA HA , nice joke i like it,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Old 04-13-2010, 09:48 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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It's the husband who is deaf!hahahahah Great!
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Old 04-13-2010, 10:00 AM Re: Who is deaf?
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Old 04-13-2010, 09:16 PM Re: Who is deaf?
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LOL! The husband was the deaf one! Hmm... Just get curious how he heard what the family doctor had recommended???!!!
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Old 04-13-2010, 10:22 PM Re: Who is deaf?
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Just get curious how he heard what the family doctor had recommended???!!!
In a doctor's clinic, you're pretty much less that 10 feet away from the doctor.

I had a good laugh on this joke. Thanks for brightening up my day.
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