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**ThailandForum** · 03-18-2010, 05:22 PM

Normally it doesn't worry me about youtube sticking for a while on 301 views of a video, hell most of the vids I upload are lucky to get that in a month, but this evening I uploaded quite a good video, it had 301 in less than an hour, and of course has been stuck on that for the last 8 hours, how long before it reconfigers the count view?

**chrishirst** · 03-18-2010, 05:28 PM

Well if it was 302 I'd say it was only temporary, but 301 sounds like it could be permanent.

**ThailandForum** · 03-18-2010, 05:40 PM

^Very funny, it had 200 views in the first 10 minutes, I checked it a few hours later and it was stuck on 301 with 2 comments, now it's still 301 with 22 comments

I know it won't make any difference in the world to know how many views it has actually had at this time, but, I WANT TO KNOW

**chrishirst** · 03-18-2010, 06:05 PM

You probably uploaded it during a crawling "frenzy"

**ThailandForum** · 06:16 PM

^Na I stole it and keyworded it right, big news in the UK at the moment, lorry pushing car in Yorkshire.
30 comments now and still 301 views

**chrishirst** · 03-18-2010, 06:47 PM

Yeah Right!!

It's taken three months for this "incident" to make the news and nobody seems to have noticed that the car is being "pushed sideways" supposedly at 60 MPH with all its tyres intact and no smoke from abraded rubber.

**ThailandForum** · 03-18-2010, 06:51 PM

Never let facts get in the way of internet traffic Chris, probably ice on the road or something.

**ThailandForum** · 12:08 AM

13 hours to update

2,800 views

whose your daddy

20,000+ by 7pm Thai time, 8 hours from the edited time,

**ThailandForum** · 03-19-2010, 08:23 AM

Slight miscalculation

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**rolda hayes** · 10:46 AM

For once Chris, I am NOT agreeing with you!!!!

I used to sell vans and a very good customer of ours had this exact same thing happen to him! (Good for us because he then had to come and buy another one!

Plus my Father In Law is a Police Sargent and said that he has been called to this kind of thing 3 times in his 25 year service.

**chrishirst** · 03-19-2010, 01:23 PM

Oh, I'm not suggesting these incidents do not happen, I've spent too much time stuck on motorways behind such things.
I was sat on the Thelwall bridge early one morning when an artic pushed two cars 100yds along the opposite carriageway, with one ending up hanging over the parapet.

Only difference is;

There is always plenty of smoke from tortured tyres and bits of flying debris which is distinctly lacking from this particular "incident" video.

**ThailandForum** · 01:51 PM

^As you well know Chris, this happened in January near or in Yorkshire, it is a well known fact that up north it is covered in snow and ice for 6 months of the year because northerners are too lazy to go out and clear the roads, if I remember correctly, since the pits were closed down there has only 2 documented cases of northerners actually working for a living, the rest are all dole cheats and/or social security scroungers

Anyway, who cares about the truth, this is what counts

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**chrishirst** · 03-19-2010, 02:10 PM

Maybe I should point out at this juncture that I was born in Yorkshire.

**ThailandForum** · 03-19-2010, 02:31 PM

Bet you haven't worked since maggie closed the pits down have you

probably spend all day playing around on the internet drinking supermarket bought cans of strong lager, anyway I have a friend from Yorkshire who supposedly has the best sheep porn collection in the world if your interested

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom ?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."

***

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to
have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"

***
A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone
should have the words "She were Thine" engraved on it.
He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be
ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason
calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like
to come and have a look.
When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that
it's been engraved "She were Thin".
He explodes - good grief, man, you've left the flamin' "e" out!
The stone mason apologises and assures the poor widower that it will be
rectified the following morning.
Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason - "There you
go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you".
The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud - "E, She were
Thin".

***

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore backside asks chemist "Nah then lad,
does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

**chrishirst** · 03-19-2010, 02:54 PM

LAGER What kind of talk is that????
Swedish horse p!$$!!!! Son'y fit fer them soft sutheners.

Tetley's (not the tea) or John Smiths mebbe.

**ThailandForum** · 03-19-2010, 03:41 PM

Yorkshire people are salt of the earth, just not very cultered, are wellington boots still all the rage

Anyway back to more important things.

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with 114 comments, a couple of the comments are saying the video is a spoof, may have to delete their comments, don't want vicious nasty rumours like that going around.

**ThailandForum** · 03-22-2010, 04:28 PM

Well it seems the driver of the car has come forward, a vet, and it all is true, even though there is no flames bursting from the tyres or anything, my ice theory was obviously correct

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