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**leonardwilliams** · 03-29-2010, 10:53 PM

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

**expertz** · 03-30-2010, 06:21 AM

Hahaha.........

**Giselle** · 03-30-2010, 10:53 AM

Oops! Hehehehe! Both good ones, thanks for sharing!

**athand** · 03-30-2010, 05:37 PM

**jonnicols** · 03-30-2010, 06:17 PM

hahahahaha thank you i needed that lol

**navinprakash** · 03-31-2010, 03:04 AM

good one, one more please.......

**Blake123** · 03-31-2010, 09:07 AM

Yep, women may be mean if one drive them crazy, so be careful!!!!!!

**diagurzula** · 04-01-2010, 01:16 AM

Oooooooooo....Poor man...

**Giselle** · 04-01-2010, 06:48 PM

Here's another Wedding joke:

Wedding Anniversary

Bob was in trouble. Seems he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed so she told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE..!!"

The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Bob have been scheduled for next Tuesday.

**athand** · 04-01-2010, 10:33 PM

R.i.p Bob

**chrishirst** · 04-03-2010, 07:50 AM

Bob and Maisy have been in the same retirement home for a few years and have decide they should get married, Bob is 75 and Maisy is a spritely 72. They are chatting about what they'll do after the wedding and of course the question of making love comes around.
Bob leans forward and says "What about sex then, dear"?.

Maisy thinks for a while and says "Oh I like it it infrequently".

Bob sits back and ponders, then asks ...

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"infrequently"? ..

"Is that one word or two"???

**Giselle** · 11:36 AM

That was a good one Chris!

I saved it, very very funny, thanks for sharing!

Here's another one:

Senior Citizen

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.

He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."

**olivadisuja** · 04-03-2010, 11:44 AM

Ha ha ha
i like this joke...

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!