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**ThailandForum** · 01:11 PM

Only one available, hardly used and not soiled in anyway, this moderator badge will make you the envy of all your friends, just imagine the awe that will inspire under your avatar so start the bids

NB. US $ bids only, bidding will close in one week, highest bid accepted.

**lynxus** · 05-07-2010, 09:57 AM

Second hand Moderator badges smell.

Has it been cleaned and polished?

**blue-dreamer** · 05-07-2010, 10:33 AM

How big is the spam axe, and is it ready for use?

**C0ldf1re** · 07:29 AM

Thai's badge is a FAKE, made in his far-eastern sweatshop. I have now cornered the market in genuine Moderator badges.

For discerning people, able to judge "the real thing", just click on this badge:

**w3bmaster** · 01:14 PM

~~Lool nice joke sad how many will die to become a moderator (being a moderator has a lot of headache and you aren't a~~ Moderators are GODS ~~... )~~

**ThailandForum** · 05-14-2010, 12:30 PM

^w3bmaster is now banned, that is the power of this badge, buy it now whilst stocks last....

**wayfarer07** · 05-14-2010, 01:12 PM

I'm afraid this is is not a legitimate auction. I made an adjustment to it so that it would accurately reflect the product being offered.

**wayfarer07** · 05-14-2010, 01:17 PM

You've been branded a scammer now...

**ThailandForum** · 05-14-2010, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wayfarer07

You've been branded a scammer now...

Hmmm, I was selling a good well sought after product, albeit slightly soiled, now I have been branded a scammer by scamming moderators that want all the money from this sale, I shall be contacting News of the World soon, and if that newspaper is defunct then maybe the sun or something, you have been warned you scamming moderators

**ThailandForum** · 02:27 PM

Oy, how comes I got scam as an av, now come on guys, play nice.

**ThailandForum** · 05-14-2010, 02:37 PM

Well thats one little problem sorted, I think I shall spend the night in a frenzy of masurbation

**lynxus** · 05-14-2010, 03:00 PM

Sweeet its a Scam badge now? These I hear are few and far between.
Ill take 30

-G

**ThailandForum** · 05-14-2010, 03:18 PM

$1 each ?

**ThailandForum** · 05-14-2010, 03:28 PM

It's a hard life being a moderator on here, in the last 10 minutes I have deleted 603 posts as spam, 321 as scammers, anyway, I'm off to offer my expertise on the seo forum.

**lynxus** · 05-14-2010, 04:18 PM

Out of those: 603 posts as spam, 321 as scammers there would be on average 4 useful posts.

**C0ldf1re** · 05-14-2010, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThailandForum

... I think I shall spend the night in a frenzy of masurbation

Oh, go on you admin chaps! Let Thai have a real Murderator badge. He has just proved he is qualified for the post.

**serandfae** · 05-14-2010, 09:25 PM

Here's a badge for you:

tim

**ThailandForum** · 05-15-2010, 11:01 AM

^What film was that from, I remember it was pretty funny.

**chrishirst** · 05-15-2010, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C0ldf1re

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThailandForum

Well thats one little problem sorted, I think I shall spend the night in a frenzy of masurbation

Oh, go on you admin chaps! Let Thai have a real Murderator badge. He has just proved he is qualified for the post.

As a self confessed W**ker do you mean??

**C0ldf1re** · 05-15-2010, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrishirst

As a self confessed W**ker do you mean??

OMG! OMG! Mustn't upset Chris, or I'll find all my posts deleted... OMG... what can I say???

No, no! Heaven forefend that I say that a w**ker is qualified to be a Mod. In fact, most Mods wear a chastity belt and throw away the key, they are so virtuous.

What did Thai say... "a frenzy of masurbation"? Perhaps I could say that an individual approach to spelling is a qualification for a Mod. Oh dear, that isn't really complimentary either...

Ahaa! I've thought of a suitably sycophantic reply... Undertaking the heavy burden of being an unpaid Mod is a shining example of self-sacrifice for the benefit of the community.

By adorning himself with a plastic-imitation Mod badge, Thai is clearly volunteering to be a real one. He has demonstrated the right nobility of mind to prove his qualifications.

(Phew... I think I've talked my way out of that one!)