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Old 05-01-2010, 07:25 AM Follow This!! (if you can)
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Well I have heard so much about this dofollow that it must exist, maybe I done the coding wrong?
Your code was perfect. Note that it was perfect.

But you gave your knowledge away for free, and a top internet marketeer Richmanhour stole all your hard work. He paid a team of Indian programmers to work day and night to turn it into a product This software automatically spammed comments complete with backlinks containing dofollow tags into every blog on the internet. He then spammed the world with offers for his new SuperAutoInstantHighPR software for just $29.95 with a 30-day money-back guarantee.

It worked! My site Affordable Companions for Lonely Men by Mail Order shot up to Google PR12 in just 2 days.

I became a multi-millionaire, and was able to give up champagne and caviar and buy the real thing instead. I even gave Richmanhour a real customer testimonial to use instead of the ones he had faked.

Then Google spotted things, and changed their search engine algorithm. My site was banned from Google. My business collapsed, and I was made bankrupt. Richmanhour did not even refund my money, despite 238 requests by email. I am now living in penury in Patpong, and am reduced to offering myself to American tourists for 10 baht. I prefer Americans because they don't ask me to dress up as a sheep.

Perhaps next time, you would consider the consequences of your actions before you share your wisdom with the public. The world is not yet ready to cope responsibly with your genius.
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:35 AM Re: Dofollow?
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Such a sad story: I can feel the tears trickling down my legs.



Ah! Wait that's not tears!

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Old 05-21-2010, 09:56 AM Re: Dofollow?
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^My lucky rabbits foot is where it is at, your all loosers, but luckily I do have 3 spare ones for sale to the highest bidder for those that want loads of traffic.
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:16 AM Re: Dofollow?
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^My lucky rabbits foot...
Is this a scam lucky rabbit's foot? I mean, how lucky is this rabbit? Is he still alive and well, for example?
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:22 AM Re: Dofollow?
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erm, he didn't make it

Zesty Rabbit Soup
Ingredients

1 small white rabbit
1 can (14-1/2 ounces) diced tomatoes
2 cloves of minced garlic
1/2 a green onion
1 cup frozen white corn
3 teaspoons ground cumin
Chili peppers chopped to taste

Directions
Using a small blow torch carefully remove all the fur from your rabbit being careful that it doesn't bite or scratch you, industrial gloves are a good idea, once the fur is removed place the rabbit into your liquidiser and give it a good pulsing, using a sieve pour the rabbit juice into a pan, the left overs you want to place into a muslin bag and put that into the pot.
Add beef stock and 2 cups of water and bring to simmer for 15 minutes.
In a large skillet, saute onion and garlic in oil until tender; add to the pan.
Stir in the tomatoes, corn, chilies, cumin and chili powder. Bring to a boil.
Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 20-25 minutes or until vegetables are tender.

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Old 05-21-2010, 10:26 AM Re: Dofollow?
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1 can (14-1/2 ounces) diced tomatoes
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Welcome to civilization!
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:28 AM Re: Dofollow?
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I did write the recipe for civilisation and not Thailand
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:56 AM Re: Dofollow?
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Does it matter what colour shirt the rabbit was wearing?


and splitting this thread might be a good idea.
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:07 AM Re: Dofollow?
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Quite agree! Dofollow is a serious topic of great significance to spammers marketeers everywhere, and they should not be distracted with jokes.
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:47 AM Re: Follow This!! (if you can)
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Glad your keeping the trolls out of my nice dofollow thread Chris
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Old 05-21-2010, 12:19 PM Re: Follow This!! (if you can)
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Are we allowed to call other people tr*lls now? (I bet it was only me that got told off by teacher!)
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