Posts: 101
Name: Hanmore Jemimah the Fourth
Location: the front line
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I wanted to become an actual god and I figured that since backlinks are pretty good for everything from shoe shining to polishing a wedding ring, front links ought, if any evolutionary scientist is consulted, to be able to give you actual godlike powers, eg for making floods.
So what I want to know is if anyone has a list of sites who will frontlink me and if I become god I can always pay them back by giving them a book about how great I am.
I know there are nay-sayers trying to claim that all forms of manipulation aimed at boosting the probability that a search engine will send you something are short-sighted and doomed to poverty, sooner or later or both. But I am more concerned with becoming a deity. Yours, in eastern europe and india.
[I was originally going to post this in the serious threads area, and it wasn't because of the likelihood people would start offering me helpful advice like telling me to be patient, or to do x/y/z nefarious thing, that I decided to put it in the fun zone, more because of genuine 'seo' - ie helping not undermine the site's data integrity, which is one of the key factors in anything real you might wanna name 'seo' - but really I think the term 'seo' is a lot like the term 'national socialist movement' - ie no matter what it COULD stand for, what it DOES stand for is a lot of evil and rubbish]
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