General Discussions

**Minaki** · 01-18-2005, 08:07 AM

There's a guy that frequents the Uni SU Bar that I DJ at. Nobody really likes him. He only seems to own 2 T-Shirts.

^
The Man
The Legend
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(The funny thing is, he has a huge beer belly... so the arrow suggests more that he has a legendry huge belly than anything else...)

and:

"I don't know why I'm out of bed."

**0beron** · 01-21-2005, 03:44 PM

"There are 10 types of people in the world..."
and on the back:
"those who understand binary and those who don't"

Another I saw the other day:

"Instant human, just add coffee"

**juniorwbusa** · 05-29-2006, 07:37 PM

take your wife to the game is like take food when u go to the restaurante

**afbuckley** · 05-30-2006, 10:53 PM

Funny people love the sayings, but I have a memory like a fish. NO hope for me passing these on.

**DaveMo~** · 06-05-2006, 04:11 AM

This was an old thread, but I enjoyed reading it again. LoL!

Dave

**tymes90** · 06-06-2006, 09:54 AM

Now that was funny, I still have my moon boots from 20 years ago.

**Minaki** · 06-07-2006, 06:35 PM

"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity..."

**Charley Delta** · 06-08-2006, 11:51 AM

"I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return KEEP ME HERE!"

**Minaki** · 06-08-2006, 08:16 PM

I don't need to "find myself." I'm always in front of the fridge.

On the front: I found Jesus!!
On the back: (He was hiding behind the sofa!)

**stOx** · 06-08-2006, 09:33 PM

Most of my T-shirts are pro Linux.
My favorite...
"To Err is human.. To really f**k up you need windows 2000"
And
"It said it requires win 98 or better, So i installed Linux"

This wasn't on a t-shirt, But it's a funny quote i read somewhere ages ago.
Guy 1: "I heard if you play an XP disk backwards you can hear the Devil !"
Guy 2: "That's nothing, If you play it forward it installs windows !"

And people say geeks don't have a sense of humour

**mgraphic** · 06-08-2006, 10:15 PM

Quote:

"To Err is human.. To really f**k up you need windows 2000"

Absolutely hilarious!

**Minaki** · 06-09-2006, 12:52 PM

Quote:

"To Err is human.. To really f**k up you need windows 2000"

I don't actually get it.

**KML9870** · 06-13-2006, 07:49 PM

Saw this one today...

"You're village called
They're missing their idiot."

**BlackPheonix** · 06-22-2006, 12:09 PM

I like this one:

"I am out of my mind, please don't leave a message"

**xXxSweesexXx** · 06-30-2007, 01:25 AM

Someone commented about a T-Shirt talking about how they lost their trailer. It reminded me of a shirt I saw in the outerbanks, saying simply: "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off!"
My mother was joking about buying my father a motorcycle just so she could give him the shirt.

**dansgalaxy** · 06-30-2007, 10:47 AM

i have a great one i have on a t-shirt

Wanted:
1. A tall well-built woman with good
2. reputation, who can cook frogs
3. legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
4. schia garden. classical too serious.
5. But please only read lines 1,3 and 5

Lol so funny when people read it!.

(i added line number to help XD)

Dan Love the thing Dave

Dan

**Vasity** · 06-30-2007, 01:37 PM

Mine Currently says this:

"Disciplanry Action Required"

**DaveMo~** · 06-30-2007, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveMo~

This was an old thread, but I enjoyed reading it again. LoL!

I'm going to make a new t-shirt that says:

Necroposting is a dead pasttime!

Dave

And note: please keep this for all audiences.

**Vasity** · 06-30-2007, 01:50 PM

What is Necroposting??

Maybe I could help bring it on back

**DaveMo~** · 06-30-2007, 02:05 PM

Necroposting is a forum term referring to the act of replying to very old threads....like threads that are several years old or are 14 pages back in the forum.

The thread was dead, then someone comes along and brings it back to life, even if it's meaningless due to the time that it has been dead.

Generally speaking, old threads may be brought back because of spammers, BUT, that is not always true.

Dave