General Discussions

**SmokingTequila** · 06-03-2003, 04:01 PM

These days we are all some what caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down...

1. Dial 911 immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.
9. Get a** groove in chair fixed at store.
10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the h*** is the Tylenol!
11. Do shopping with clothes on.
12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.

**DaveMo~** · 06-03-2003, 11:36 PM

My ISP will not go down! My ISP will not go down! We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. How could anyone dare say something like that?

**sticks fingers in ears, hums.........oh, i'm reading.........closes eyes**

Dave

**Lippy** · 06-04-2003, 08:12 AM

Why not add some more things on to the list as this thread continues, add some humor.

13: Re-discover what you desk looks like under all the Jolt and candy wrappers.

14: Try using something long forgoten, your imagination!

**praveen** · 06-04-2003, 08:38 AM

15. try to sleep.

16. call someone instead of chatting with them.

**SmokingTequila** · 06-05-2003, 03:41 PM

17. Experience the long-lost feeling of waiting a few months for an over-seas piece of mail to come.

**lyncca** · 04:16 PM

18. Rediscover what your handwriting looks like. You know, that thing you learned to do in the 2nd grade

19. See if you can hold a real conversation without inserting a smiley or saying LOL!

**andrea** · 06-05-2003, 04:13 PM

20. Try balancing your checkbook the old fashined way and pay some bills with those little rectangular paper thingies!