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Bubba died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends, Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe, to come and try to I.D. the body.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet,
and Jim-Bob said, "Yeh, he's burnt pretty bad.Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at his *** and said, "No, dat ain't Bubba."
The mortician didn't say anything, but thought that was kind of strange. Then he brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body,
and Billy-Joe looked at him and said, "Yeh, he's burnt real bad; roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Billy-Joe looked down at his *** and said, "No, dat ain't Bubba."
The mortician said "How can you tell?"
Billy-Joe said, "Well, Bubba had two *******s."
"What? He had two *******s?!" said the mortician.
"Yeh, everyone in town knew he had two *******s. Every time the three of us went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two *******s!'"
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