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A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,
so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said
he needed to build his self-esteem and so gave him
a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way
home. He finished the book by the time he reached
his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, 'From
now on, I want you to know that - I - am the man of
this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert
afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath
so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
'The funeral director,' his wife replied.
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