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old as the hills, I knwo, but I found this funny
Dear:
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Geek
[ ] Freak
[ ] Loser
[ ] Me-too-er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer
[ ] AOLer
[ ] WebTVer
[ ] Newbie
[ ] 12-year-old
[ ] Clueless Twit
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a self promotion spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You crossposted without very good reason
[ ] You started a troll thread
[ ] You posted flamebait
[ ] YOU POSTED ALL IN CAPS
[ ] you posted lwr case txt cos u fink its gr8. We Disagree.
[ ] You posted an "everyone is against me / my race / my religion / my country" message
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your signature / alias / avatar sucks
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You responded to a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you assumed moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You just annoy me.
To Atone, You Must:
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test
[ ] Read the FAQ / Rules / Guidelines
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Verify gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Up the dose of your medication
In Closing, I'd Just Like to Say:
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Learn to post or sod off
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
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I have the heart of a child, I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Last edited by Village Idiot; 03-13-2006 at 11:07 PM..
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