|
So, these two guys from the south were out fishing all day and of course they were drinking. After a long day of this and being sufficiently smashed, they decide to call it a day.
As they are driving home, each with a beer in there hand, they come across a road block. The man in the passenger seat starts freaking out and wondering what they are going to do. The driver says, "Just do what I do." He then proceeds to peel the label off his beer and he sticks it to his foreheadk. The passenger doesn't know what to make of this but, does it any way.
Eventually they pull up to the trooper and the trooper says, "You boys been drinking?"
The driver immediately responds while pointing to his forehead, "No Sir, we on the patch!"
|