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A cruise ship far out in the freezing ocean has an explosion in the engine room and sinks. The only survivors are this Rabbi, a priest and boyscout, but the problem is the lifeboat can only support 2 people and is starting to sink. The priest says to the rabbi we have to throw 1 person over or we'll all die. The rabbi says, I have too much to lose, why dont you mr. priest jump off the boat since jesus will lift you up to the heavens in your death. THe priest says I cant, I have a big congregation that needs me, why dont we throw the boyscout over? The rabbi says, who cares about the boyscout, ah s**** the boyscout.
The priest says do we have enough time?
Last edited by Marcus; 11-08-2003 at 11:17 AM..
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