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**The Crow** · 11-25-2003, 07:52 PM

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL; PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR
THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING!

**TimSchroeder** · 11-26-2003, 11:30 AM

Thanks Crow!

I would also like to wish everyone a great Thanksgiving. I'll be off and on and little less for the next couple days.

Thanksgiving:

I EAT until I am almost

Then I sleep, sleep, sleep

Then watch some football.

While cuddling with my Fiance on the couch

(that was bad huh)

**DaveMo~** · 12-01-2003, 08:00 AM

For those that celebrate Thanksgiving, I hope you enjoyed it. But for everyone, I hope you take time to be thankful. I saw this sign this weekend:

"Take a pause to think,
And you'll have a cause to thank."

Speaking of which, we thank all those that have become members of Webmaster-Talk. Thank you for your support by visiting, questioning, answering, and helping. That is appreciated very much!

Dave