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A bunny hops into a bookshop one day, hops up to the counter and asks, "Got any carrots?" So the guy behind the counter says, "No, we're a bookshop, we don't sell carrots." So the bunny shrugs and hops out again.
The next day, the bunny hops back into the bookshop, up to the counter and asks, "Got any carrots?", so the guy replies, "No. I told you yesterday, we don't sell carrots here.". So the bunny shrugs and hops back out again.
This continues for a few days with the shopkeeper getting more and more irritated by the bunny...
Next day, the same bunny hops back into the bookshop and up to the counter, and again asks, "Got any carrots?", to which the shopkeeper yells, "NO! AND IF YOU COME IN HERE ONE MORE TIME AND ASK FOR CARROTS I'M GOING TO NAIL YOU TO THE WALL BY YOUR EARS!!" So the bunny shrugs and hops out again.
The next day, the bunny hops back into the bookshop, and up to the shopkeeper who now has a big scowl on his face on seeing the bunny. The bunny asks,
"Got any nails?"
"NO!!!!"
"Got any carrots?"
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