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Those all are hilarious!
Here is another one. Mine is a little more complicated though, so I don't know if it should count. It is still funny though!
THE JOKE!
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit
my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big
People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book,"he replied.
That's wonderful !" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride,
and said, "Winnie the ****!"
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