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Well, first I have a story.
The other day I was in Los Angeles and decided to go into a bar. As I'm sitting there drinking my beer, I notice Superman walk in and order a double shot of Old Number 7. The other guy at the bar notices this also, and moves over to sit down next to Superman. After a minute or so, he leans over and says to Superman,
"Hey Superman, how is it you can fly?"
Superman chooses to ignore this and orders another double. After a few more minutes the other guy repeats his question to Superman. Again, Superman ignores hims, and orders another shot. After this repeats about 4 more times, Superman apparently decides to indulge our friend.
SM: "What's your name?"
Drunk: "Barney"
SM: "Well Barney", he says with a slight eyeroll, "Are you sure you want to know?"
Barney: "Yeah!"
Superman eyes him warily, then leans down and whispers, "I have these pills that allow me to fly".
Now it's Barney's turn to look wary, "Pills?"
"Yeah, pills. Before I go flying around, I pop a couple pills and can fly for hours. Do you want to try?"
"Heck Yes, I do!", yells Barney loud enough that the whole bar looks up.
"Alright, let's go."
At this point, Barney and Superman get up and walk out the door. I decided to follow, as did most of the bar. When we got outside Superman and Barney start to head across the street to Capital Records.
"Everybody else wait here", barked Superman. Not wanting to perturb the Man of Steel, we did as we were told. I looked over at the bartender and he shrugged in return.
Before long, someone yelled that they could see Superman and Barney standing at the top of Capital Records. At that point Superman flew off of the roof and down to the ground, landing between me and the bartender.
"See, that's all you have to do" Superman yelled up at Barney. "Just swallow the pills, and then fly down to us".
Just then Barney leaps off of Capital Records to land face down in the middle of Vine street. As everyone gasped and groaned, the bartender leans over and growled at Superman:
"Superman, you're a real ******* when your drunk"
Anyhow, that's my story. If you get bored and want to play some games, I just added some to my site. Let me know what you think.
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