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**ultra** · 11-06-2006, 02:00 PM

BirthDay Game!!!!!

Hi all!!!
its a birthday game and its really fun!
just do what it tells u to!

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----i shot a
2----i ate a
3----i gave a lap dance to
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i smacked
9----i chocked on
10---i *****ed out
11---i had love with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------my sister's crush
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a ninja
8-------my brother' crush
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my spider
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a jelly
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a osama
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------an ipod
27-------my best friend's girlfriend
28-------a football player
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/dress you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a cool
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im helpless
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i love my friends.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want

now just post d combinatn of these
n c d fun

**ultra** · 11-06-2006, 02:03 PM

let me start ....... i gave a lap dance to A homeless guy Because the voices told me to.

**ADAM Web Design** · 11-06-2006, 02:05 PM

I think you and I have the same birthday, dude.

I gave a lap dance to a homeless guy because that's how I roll!

**Neonimage** · 11-06-2006, 02:32 PM

i murdered the computer because im sexy and i do what i want ( lol not really)

**day1dreams** · 11-10-2006, 01:39 AM

I had love with my spider because I was drunk!

ouch! ;-)

**woosh** · 11-10-2006, 01:51 AM

I chocked on a gangster because i was drunk haha omg :O

**Neonimage** · 11-10-2006, 10:29 AM

Lol this is so funny

**KML9870** · 11-11-2006, 12:12 AM

Hmmmm I chocked on my brother's crush because I'm cool.

**Christopher** · 11-11-2006, 01:39 AM

I humped a paperclip because I can't control myself

:|

**Neonimage** · 11-11-2006, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chroder

I humped a paperclip because I can't control myself

:|

LOL

**woosh** · 11-11-2006, 08:26 AM

rofl hahaha hmm a paperclip ahy

**woosh** · 11-11-2006, 08:31 AM

hmmm see if i did my sons it would be ..... I humped my best friends girlfriend because I was high .... is that a warning for the future pmsl :O

**Anacrusis** · 11-11-2006, 09:39 AM

i *****ed out my dog Because i cant control myself.

**stOx** · 11-11-2006, 11:23 AM

I humped my dog because i was drunk.

**DaveMo~** · 11-11-2006, 11:52 PM

I ate a baseball bat because the voices told me to!

Dave

**KML9870** · 03:32 PM

Okay, my kids.....

Son: I murdered a policeman because that's the way I roll.

Daughter: I smacked a dvd player because I was drunk.

And hubby: I ate an osama because that's the I roll.

I think Chroder's is the funniest so far!!!

**ultra** · 11-13-2006, 03:27 AM

KML has the most dangerous family ....

**seouser** · 11-15-2006, 05:37 PM

i *****ed out a dvd player bacause I was high....

**northbeach23** · 11-16-2006, 03:48 AM

I shot my cellphone because I was drunk

**Neonimage** · 11-16-2006, 03:48 PM

lmao i like the I smacked a dvd player because I was drunk. and chorders