A woman and a man are involved in a collision, but they both escape unhurt-though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and stunningly beautiful.
The woman gushes, "That's incredible-Our cars are demolished but we're fine. It's a sign that we're meant to be together!"
Sensing a promise, the man stammers, "Yes, I Agree!"
The woman continues, "And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!"
"OK!" says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, he downs half and hands it back.
"Your turn," says the man.
"No, thanks," she replies, "I think i'll wait for the police."  |
