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This is gonna sound really pathetic, but, uh, I try not to follow kidnapping stories. There have been so many of them, and we should all celebrate Alan's independence, but some of them didn't end very well. Someone I used to work with tried to make me watch that video that was on the internet three or four years ago, when they cut off the man's head with a dull knife. Just the thought is enough to send me running for the bathroom.
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