Upon our takeover of the planet, certain articles must be made law immediately. Your proposals are welcome. Evil Grin Smiley Army Code and a number should precede the proposal. For example:

EGSAC 1: All individuals unable to see their toes are forbidden from wearing speedos, spandex, or thongs. In the name of common decency, it shall now be codified that some things are best left to the imagination. If however, when wearing your normal clothes people do not appear to be using said imagination looking in your direction, stay dressed. The EGSA has spoken.

EGSAC 2: All nations whose names end in -stan shall henceforth be required to change -stan to -betty. We believe that this sounds much better. The EGSA has spoken.

Here Here!

EGSAC 3: All individuals must have a thought, idea or problem to convey before posting on a public forum. Posting for the sole purpose of promotion, insult or just to irritate shall be punishable by planetary exile. The EGSA has spoken.

Hear, hear! One proposed amendment, though...Planetary exile shall be carried out by forcing offenders to drink "special" Kool-Aid to meet the space aliens.

EGSAC4 : Every user should check thier spelling before posting! Typos should be unacceptable! If you're not sure there is a thing called "spellcheck." The EGSA has spoken!

Hear hear! Can one be exempt from EGSAC4 in case of either severe hangover and/or the offending typo being made on a Monday Morning prior to the morning coffee?

Well, the penalties shall be lessened, anyway. We'll just lash you with a wet noodle rather than a whip. :D

EGSA C4, amendment 1: Wet noodle whipping shall be applied to those flouting EGSA C4 during Monday Morning, prior to that morning's caffeine injection.

I say any morning's caffeine injection. It's hard to operate spell check with your eyes mostly closed :p