Ok let's draw up a list of hints and tips for successful Monday Morning slacking. Pretty much anything goes*.






* It must be legal, defendable in court and suitable for all ages.

When you stuff the cheery, bouncy person who greets you Monday morning into a closet, make sure it's a closet in a far corner of the building, out of earshot. Leave no witnesses who would care.

would there be a time limit on how long we would recommend this person be locked up for? Just for the duration of Monday Morning?

You mean we're actually supposed to let them back out?

How about 2 hours? that's enough for a nap.

Ooh I'd never thought of indefinite imprisonment, but the more I think about it, the more I like the idea. There's a few around here that could benefit from being out of my way on a Monday Morning...

Is that a nap for them or us Clarisse? If it's for us, perhaps kidnapping the boss might help too?

Secretly go into the office on Sunday and change all the calenders, diaries, and PC clocks to Saturday so on Monday they think its Sunday and we all get to go home!