Bush: My breath is so bad it's formed a little cloud above my head...

Abdullah: Why do you think we gave you the perfumed necklace?

...and so I said to him, hey get your own monkey!

I was thinking something like,

Bush: Now your not going to drop those smart bombs we sold you on Israel, right?
Abdullah: Of course not! We already sold them to Iran!

Bush: [whisper] Yo, Abdullah did i tell you i cheated on my SAT's? [/whisper]
Abdullah: No worries, i cheated on my Al-Qaeda.. i mean towel wearing training ¬.¬ ...

...

...

Bush?

Bush: Yea what up?
Abdullah: You will keep what i said a secret right?

Bush: sorry i zoned out there huh?

Bush: Can I stick this medal in your a** Abdullah
Abdullah: Most definitely, my friend, it would be my pleasure






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****, I hate to give you any credit at all, but that was funny Fastreplies.

Bush:
I appreciate this here necklace and all, but can I talk ya into lowering them
there oil prices too???

Abdullah:
Ha ha, my friend. That is the funniest joke I have heard today. Now, come...
let us feast on monkey brains.

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Random Comment:

Monkey Brains should always be said like the guy from Indiana Jones where they in india

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*continue from above*

Abdullah: Wink me too, want to... have a "diplomatic" meeting.. know what im saying?... you know what im saying... yea?... yea?

Bush: Abdullah, you wouldn’t mind if I pawn this medal.
We so desperately need every penny we can get to pay for your oil.

Abdullah: Not at all George.
You can go to my pawnbroker and he’ll give you discounted price.

Bush: Why discounted price Abdullah?
This beautiful gold, diamonds and rubies necklace probably cost you a fortune.

Abdullah: Not really George; we’re buying them on 42nd Street by the truckload


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Bush: Thanks for the medal my good friend Abdullah

Abdullah: Thank you for supporting us dictators. Freedumb is better than freedom.

^ i like that one.

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